Why are we there? Some people say that Bush has lost his last 2 brain cells. I say they’re wrong.
Admittedly it easy to forget the truth. You hear people crying about the war and about why the hell we’re still there. They focus on the idea that we’re there from some “intrinsic” purpose, like a moral stand or WMDs or to help the Iraqis.
How preposterous.
I hear people say, “But what about the weapons Saddam DID have?”
I say, “Oh, the weapons that the inspectors couldn’t find when Bush pulled them out of Iraq at the last second before he started bombing, right before they REALLY didn’t find anything?”
“Yeah, those weapons,” they answer back with a blank stare.
These people are commonly called, Bush Zombies. Why? Because they don’t get it. They don’t understand that their commander in crime has put us into a war for profit.
What profit? (they ask).
The PSAs, Production Sharing Agreements.
These agreements are a “benchmark” that the Iraqis must live up to before “we”, the American’s leave.
This is also tantamount to an ass screwing for the Iraqis. They will give up, under some estimates, up to 83% of their oil revenue.
So, why are we in Iraq?
For the same reason we’ve ALWAYS BEEN IN IRAQ, for the OIL
But the Zombies cannot come to grips with this. They are like a wife with her teeth knocked out by her abusive husband. “He brought me flowers. He won’t do it again.”
Question: Why are 4,000 American’s dead*. 25,000 severely wounded and 70,000 injured?
Answer: To put blood money in the coffers of the oil industry.
Question: Why?
Answer: The oil companies will in turn give lots of money for attack ads to pollute the minds of the ignorant conservatives in America so they will put more Republicans in congress to make more profit for the corporations who will in turn do it all over again.
Question: Why won’t the American’s catch on?
Answer: Think of it like this. Say you have a Golden Retriever and he loves to fetch tennis balls. My parents have Golden Retrievers and they love to fetch more than anything in the world. Now, let’s say you teased the living hell of this dog, pretending like you were going to throw the ball and then hiding it behind your back.
It’s kind of amusing to watch this 4 or 5 times. The dog runs, then turns around and looks back. He barks a few times and wags his tail like, “Okay, you’re teasing me. Now throw the ball!”
That’s what a Golden Retriever would do.
Now, let’s say that you did this 23,411 times.
At about 10, A Golden Retriever would stop chasing the ball and he would bark at you. Translated, his barking would be something like, “Screw you asshole. You’re a SOB for teasing me. Go to hell.”
BUT, let’s way you are a mindless American conservative.
You’d still be chasing that ball.
In summary.
Question: Why should we leave Iraq now?
Answer: The Iraqis want us gone. Almost 70% of American’s want us gone. Iraq is not a threat. No, the terrorists are NOT going to follow us home. Bush pulled our troops out of Saudi Arabia immediately after 911 giving Osama what he asked for – so Osama is as happy as cherry pie (assuming cherry pie is happy, and I think we can all agree that it is). We are occupying Iraq and believe it or not, the Iraqis feel they have a right to kill our soldiers – which makes me insane because I love America and I am sickened at the heartache of every death. This is not a war, it’s an occupation.
Question: So when WILL we leave Iraq?
Answer: Listen, stupid ball chaser. It’s the oil. Once the U.S. solidifies the PSAs, we’re out of there (except for a small contingency to enforce the contracts).
Question: Does Bush want to help the Iraqis…
Answer: Muhahahahahahaha…. Right. You believe Bush cares about the Iraqis? If you believe Bush cares about the Iraqis, you are a true zombie.
* NOTE: Yes, 4,000! The contractors are American’s too. And, remember, we keep our American soldiers alive long enough to get them out of Iraq so they don’t count as an Iraqi death. No telling how many soldiers have REALLY died in Iraq.