Archive for September, 2007

Shicken Chits and Ass Kissing Little Shicken Chits

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Apparently, the Reich Wing believes it can continue to tell the same lie to American’s over and over, and they will buy it. Of course, only Zombies will buy it – after all they are Zombies.

Petraeus, also known as “Ass Kissing Little Chicken Shit”, by his immediate supervisor, Admiral William Fallon, gave a brown nosing speech this week. Petreaus says we can remove the 5,700 troops in 6 months and remove 30,000 troops by July of 2008, bringing us back to “stay the course” levels.

Bush, also known as “King Chicken Shit”, is having an orgasm just thinking about all the death and carnage. I wonder how Petraeus feels going to bed at night trying to sleep knowing that our brave soldiers are dying for his political gain? Oh that’s right, he doesn’t think of lofty goals, like whether or not his actions are making America safe.

In terms of the surge troops coming home, these troops would be required to come home anyway! This is a game of smoke and mirrors, except the smoke is coming from the IEDs.

How much of a Zombie do you have to be to fall for such nonsense?

Well, Abe Lincoln said it best: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and all of the Bush Zombies all of the time – or something like that.

For the Democrats, there is no hope in sight.

  1. If the Dems fund the troops, then King Chicken Shit will let the troops rot in Iraq with no resources. Bush could care less if they all die. They’re just “little people” to the Bushies anyway. (He did say this Iraq thing was just a “COMMA” after all).
  2. If the Dems DO fund the troops, then King Chicken Shit will continue to let them rot in Iraq. And of course, the idea is that the Iraqis will sign the production sharing agreements – else the troops will never leave. Thus, the troops are really hostages. Isn’t that sweet.
  3. If the Dems put time lines on the money, then Bush will veto the bill. See choice one.

At the end of the day, the real choice for our troops is straight forward: “Keep your heads down and don’t get killed for oil.”

The economy is sinking, the exchange rate continues to implode, good paying American jobs continue to evaporate, investment dollars are gone, health care is collapsing and the only thing keeping the American economy afloat is continued borrowing, but that is coming to an end soon enough. The treasury is spent, the Social Security Trust fund has been looted, the dollars are out of the country, Cheney has sent his bags of money to Dubai. Bush is still hoping to bring in Armageddon.

When a Democrat DOES get elected to the presidency, the chance of pulling America out of a nosedive is zilch.

Thus the bottom line: If this were a game of pool, the Republicans are leaving the Democrats a quintuple, quadruple squared bank shot – which in simple terms is the mark of a true Chicken Shit.

Persistence of Myths Could Alter Public Policy Approach

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Listen up, Zombies.

I might have figured out why you’re a bunch of idiots.

It seems that when clueless people watch BSTV, shows like Fox Nausea or any of the right wing para-media shows — the lies get stuck in their brains and they cannot get them out with facts or the truth.

And when the complete Nazi righwingers like Sean Vanity or Rush Dimbulb make their normal propaganda digs, your mind seems to hold onto those lies, much like a child believing in the tooth fairy. Which explains why that if Bush told you Zombies that WoMD were shoved up your asses, you’d have your thumb up your butt all day long.

Of course this took a big study to uncover the OBVIOUS. But anyway, now there’s evidence that explains why you people like Zombies have the attention span of an Irish Setter.

Here’s the article: Washington Post

Congress Has Low Ratings… So What!

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

What is causing the congress to get such low approval ratings? It is an interesting phenomenon and a pretty simple one to explain.

You can call it the “Last Batter up” syndrome, but you might call it human nature. The Bush Team has played a losing game for America all the way around and especially with the War. Now we are in the 9th inning, we’re behind 6 to 1 and there are two outs. The Democrats are up to bat.

SCREW anyone who blames the last batter for losing the game. It ain’t the Democrat’s fault. But it IS human nature to blame the last batter up for striking out.

Democrats were elected, true, but there is not a substantial majority in the House, and the Senate, with Joe Lie-berman to the right and Tim Johnson really out, splits the senate 50/49 to the Republicans. Plus, we have a bunch of “conservative” Democrats that were elected but can’t seem to pull the trigger when they are supposed to vote with the Dems. Finally, the Republicans have been filibustering like crazy, and are acting like obstructionists (this is what the Dems SHOULD have done, BTW). All in all, the Dems should have not funded the war. BUT, this is a losing position politically, albeit not morally.

Yes, I’m pissed at the Democrats too.

So what. It doesn’t mean shit. What are you going to do? Vote for REPUBLICANS in the next election? Are you INSANE? (Except Ron Paul, I know).

Here’s what I hope happens:

I hope that the Republican’s become extinct in the next election and I think that’s what’s going to happen (barring election fraud). ß That’s a big bar by the way. After that, I hope that the Libertarians come to life and I also hope that Ron Paul becomes the head of the new party.

I don’t really like Ron Paul’s economic stance, but he is a constitutionalist – in the flesh. Thus, I think that this scenario may be more realistic that you may imagine. I don’t want ANY party in charge, it’s just too dangerous. But I do want the “parties” to hold each other in check.

So, the rating for congress is low. This is meaningless drivel. The Republicans are up for election in 2008 and they are going to be eviscerated. That’s all that really matters.