BUSHZOMBIE

Hey, Zombies…

That’s right. Here is a scientific method that will show you exactly why you should vote for Obama and not McCain.

Enjoy!

Okay Zombies…

Alright, I know you zombies aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, but I’m amazed at how the right wing Koolaid has taken over every synapse in your brains.

Off Shore Drilling…

All right, here’s the scoop. According to the right wing, if we only give the oil companies the ability to drill off shore, i.e. if we give them leases over and above the 10,000 leases they have now, they will do the following:

(NOTE: This is what they are telling me, and I’m supposed to believe it. I’m not making this up, it comes from the zombie kings)

1.The oil companies will immediately (upon receiving the lease), go off shore and start drilling. Why?

2. This way they can bring down the price of oil… so we consumers will pay them less…

3. Because obviously they are making too much money at around $4 bucks a gallon.

4. The oil companies, feeling despair about the American consumer and how much money we are shoveling into their coffers, will want to go out and take risks in the ocean, paying exorbitant prices to expand their exploration, so they can bring down the price.

5. Because, the oil companies feel terrible about how much money we are giving them…

Are you ZOMBIES NUTS?

Oh yeah, that’s right. You are zombies, so you buy into this crap.

What a bunch of sorry losers.

Too bad the liberals aren’t smart enough to cook up some idiotic scheme like the right wing.

The entire world is just stupid.

Hey I have an idea, let’s have thermonuclear war with Russia!
(Never mind, George Bush is already working that angle).