The Perfect VP Choice — Palin!
Hey Zombies, looks like your leaders are deadly (no pun intended) accurate when picking presidential vice presidents. I am amazed.
Sarah Palin is the perfect VP choice. Everything about her is simply – neo-conservative.
1. Palin was once runner up in a beauty contest, Ms. Alaska. This means she is hot! Whew, have you seen her contest picks? What insight can this give you? As you know, for conservative men who choose sexual relationships with females, there are basically two kinds of ‘gals’: 1) Trophies and 2) breeders. Sarah Palin falls into BOTH categories! She is a mother of 5, although one is a special needs child. Yes, she is sizzling hot. She doesn’t have to have a brain, she is fertile and good looking. LINK
2. Palin supports “old fashioned values” but doesn’t live her life as she espouses. Wow, she’s a hypocrite right out of the chute. How is THAT for right wing values? She doesn’t support the use of birth control, even among married couples. LINK In other words, a woman’s place is in the home, popping out babies, unless she’s running the free world. One has to wonder if she can have time between her Downs Syndrome baby and keeping Vladimir Putin from nuking us. But she doesn’t place a very high value on her disabled baby, she can have others take care of that. Mothering is for other women. That is, do as I say, not as I do.
NOTE: This seems like a good time for a couple of Palin Republican jokes: Palin Joke 1) Why doesn’t a woman need a driver’s licence? Because there isn’t a road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Palin Joke 2) What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
3. Palin doesn’t support sex education, which might explain why her 17 year old unmarried daughter is pregnant. LINK
4. She plays the crony card very well. She removed the Alaskan safety commissioner from office (allegedly) when he refused to fire her brother in law who was divorcing her sister. While she denies the allegations, come on folks, she’s a perfect fit for the Neocons. She is “in your face” belligerent about what she did. Of course she has hired a lawyer to defend her against the whole mess, but think about it – she can continue politicizing the justice department right out of the box. Who says she doesn’t have experience… Hahahaha…. LINK
5. She’s a flip flopper, but who cares. For example, she supported the bridge to nowhere until it became politically advantageous to not support it. Then she used her non-support as political capital.
She changed her mind, [her spokesman] said, when “she saw that Alaska was being perceived as taking from the country and not giving, and that impression bothered her and she wants to change it. … I think that Sarah Palin is someone who has the courage to reevaluate situations as they developed.”… LINK
This falls right in line with the normal course of action for all Necons. Her true political views are not in question, they are known – she does whatever it takes to get elected. What is only in question is her ability to blatantly lie and get away with it, which seems to be a talent of hers. She fits right in with the entire RNC persona.
6. Her husband was a BP executive, but quit when it seemed a conflict of interest. None the less, he is involved with oil. Perfect again. LINK
So, there is no doubt, Sarah Palin is the PERFECT fit for the McCain presidential VP spot: She is a hypocritical, belligerent, power abusing, sexually inept, fake, but a good looking liar. She is, in essence, the Tanya Harding of politics. A good looking mean bitch.
This is the perfect pick for McCain.