Joe The Plumber is a Fake

Attention all Zombies…

I think I know who YOU, the zombies are voting for… John McCain.

How do I know this? Because I have seen Joe the Plumber and he is nothing. Yet the zombies continue to bow at his feet, loving his every move, believing he is a country singer.

  • The truth about Joe. Joe is:
  • A plumber (Not)
  • Earns $250,000 per year (Not)
  • Has his own business (Not)
  • Represents middle America (Not)
  • Wasn’t a plant by the McCain — that is he’s a “real guy” (Not)
  • Is a fraud!! (True)

Why is the right wing delusional about this? I can’t figure it out. This guy is a fake, a complete fraud. He is a nothing. Joe and the right wing misrepresented what Obama said with the “share the wealth” statement. On the other hand, look at Palin. After being found guilty of ethics viloations, she thanked the commission for finding her innocent. Ted Stevens said yesterday that he has “not been convicted of anything.”

WTF?

I am starting to feel like I’m in some kind of version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Yes, with each passing day I am more and more convinced that the Right Wing is really just a bunch of zombies. Or maybe, as the sane people keep jumping off the Republican ship, the only people left are insane. Or maybe the zombie bloodline is being purified. In any case, I am glad to see Obama will be the next president. Because it is obvious that the right cannot fix anything.

They can’t even figure out how to see reality.

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