Tea Baggers - The Mark if Conservative Genius.
I was very amused at the “Tea Bagging” parties. It is truly like watching an episode of the 3 stooges.
However, there is a serious issue here about the “spending” problem.
Over the last 8 years, the Republicans ran this country into the ditch and looted it of every red cent. All I heard from the right wing was how “Deficits” don’t matter. It was okay that Bush literally burned through a trillion dollars of the Social Security Trust Fund leaving IOUs and saying, “See Social Security is Broke!” The supply side whack-o-bots took loans from China to pay for unnecessary tax cuts. The economic foundation of the United States be damned, all that mattered was people making $1,000,000 per year in adjusted gross income were awarded an 11.2% tax cut, paid with loans from foreign countries, while Joe Plumber got a 2.5% tax break. (Of course Joe isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, so he won’t notice).
And now it’s time to pay the bill, except the country is in shambles. The “Tea Baggers” want to ignore the fact that 8 years of conservatism brought party girls, whisky and wars. Now that we need to repair the roof, it’s time to STOP spending?
The conservatives blew money in Iraq — not on equipment or veterans, but on waste. Example: 360 tons of $100 dollar bills in C130 planes (12B). The loot dropped to contractors, Iraqi thugs and Backwater mercenaries. Billions lost. Subsidies to billionaires, corporate welfare run amuck, no controls, no regulation, 6, 7, 8 trillion dollars burned, and an iron fist control of Congress and the Executive.
They doubled the deficit and achieved nothing except making the super rich, super stupendously rich. Of course the super stupendously rich hoard money offshore, contributing to America’s collapse while NOT PAYING TAXES. Why should they pay taxes? Because it is America that made them rich, not the other way around. The rich owe their country for use of the electrical grid, clean running water, the legal system, police, fire, military, local government, roads, and so on. Money taken from America and Americans without paying their fair share. In other words, stealing.
The conservatives took a surplus and turned it into the worst deficit since the LAST Republican administration held office.
The Republicans have destroyed the country and now they are pissing and complaining that we’re trying to dig our way out of a ditch. The shallow, lying, hypocritical, pitch of the right wing is like finger nails on a chalk board. One has to ask the question, “It is ignorance, brainwashing or are they just shills?”
I will concede, there were Democratic co-conspirators. But as America figures out that it has been duped, the tide will turn even for the conservative Democrats.
Amusingly, my right wing friends now agree with ME. They may hate Obama, indeed, but they hate the Republicans way more. How funny is THAT!!! The right wing has been twiddled down to a mob of un-credible, whiney, losers who have wiped out most of their constituents by screwing them. I find it ironic, one of my Bush supporting, Obama hating, Palin Loving, NO-Bama co-workers can’t argue with me at work any longer. She was laid off due to budget cuts.
In the past, the super rich conservatives have retained power over the con-servo-bots by stealing elections, bribing them with our own stolen tax dollars and buying the media while pointing fingers the other way.
Those days are past. There’s no money left to steal. Like a farmer who eats his breeding stock, the “farm” called the U.S. economy has been ravaged by greed, greed, greed, and finally, more greed. Can there be any apologists left? Oh yeah, stage right come the “Tea Baggers”.
With their backs against one another, dead horses lying about, Custer yelling charge, arrows flying, dead soldiers and thousands of Indians surrounding them… the remaining right wing fighters have a final last “Tea Bagging” plan to win the battle.
Let’s review what a “Tea Bagger” actually is (Urban Dictionary, since street slang has not been adopted by Websters) :
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Multiple meanings. 1) One who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) A man that squats on top of a women’s face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as “teabagging” 3) One who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) A person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) Also see “fagbag”, “lamer”, “noob” Matt: I can’t believe he skipped our LAN party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger. |
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And so like Custer, the “tea baggers” go down for the last time, looking like the clueless fools they are.
Oh sure, there will be those who say, “TERRIBLE! Lies, innuendo, unproven, your comments are OVER THE TOP! Show me the proof. Where is it? I want the PROOOOOOOF!!!!! It was the DEMOCRATS! It’s the LIBERALS! They ruined the country, they did it! IT WAS THEM!”
To those people I simple say, look around. Just take a look at 8 years of unbridled conservatism. The cons had the House of Representatives since 1994. The cons have had a majority in the Senate much of that time, holding a majority during most of the Bush years. The conservatives held the Executive branch. They appointed their people to the Judicial, and really, our nation has been on a conservative tilt since Ronald Regan took office. Yes, 28 years of supply side, voodoo conservatism has crippled our nation.
Want proof?
Look around.
The conservatives have ruled this country, and the more power they had, the worse things got. Blaming our ills on liberalism no longer passes the laugh test, and neither does “tea bagging”. Conservatives may have forgotten, people in America do have eyes and ears. While many Americans may be ignornat because of our conservative educational system, they can feel pangs of hunger when they can’t afford food and they can feel the rain hitting the top of their head while they live on the streets, unable to pay their mortgage.
To the remaining conservatives I say: “Good luck, and may your tea bagging go as well in the future as it did on April 15th, whatever meaning it happened to be.”
If they weren’t so dangerous, I would fall down laughing at the new crop of con-servo-bots.