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Below is a list of results from the Bush Zombie Test

If I cared about Zombies, I would do some statistical analysis. However,
I don't, so I didn't. I made this page so people could make fun of Zombies.

Enjoy...

Name Date State Score Comment
Yadayada 28-Feb-2007 ARIZONA BQ Clu25 Zom20 Lib60 You have some clueless ideas. I think you might be trying to find a job as a fast food cook. You were exposed to Zombies. It seems like they bit you and it could get worse. You could become a liberal, it is going to take a lot of work. You might try giving some money to a person on a street corner begging for food.
Living in Callaphonia 27-Feb-2007 CALIFORNIA BQ Clu50 Zom30 Lib30 You are clueless and probably guessing at the questions. I think you might be coming down with a case of Zombitus. Listen to Air America before it is too late. You have a couple of liberal tendencies. Try to develop these -- it could help (but unlikely).
Bimbo 27-Feb-2007 CALIFORNIA BQ Clu25 Zom50 Lib30 You are a tad clueless. I think you might be trying to find a job as a fast food cook. You are a Zombie. However, you might still be able to come back from the dead. Try watching Keith Olbermann and see if your head blows apart. You have a couple of liberal tendencies. Try to develop these -- it could help (but unlikely).
Slomo 27-Feb-2007 ALASKA BQ Clu50 Zom0 Lib60 You are clueless and probably guessing at the questions. You could become a liberal, it is going to take a lot of work. You might try giving some money to a person on a street corner begging for food.
Me (I wrote this, of course it is me) 26-Feb-2007 ARIZONA BQ Clu0 Zom0 Lib100 Congratulations. You are a liberal.
Bubba 26-Feb-2007 NORTH CAROLINA BQ Clu50 Zom60 Lib0 You are clueless and probably guessing at the questions. You are a Zombie. However, you might still be able to come back from the dead but probably not. Try watching Keith Olbermann and see if your head blows apart.
qwert 18-Jul-2008 MARYLAND BQ Clu0 Zom80 Lib20 You are a Zombie Forget it. You have no brain. Just out of curiosity, poke your eye with a stick and see if it falls into the back of your head. You are not very liberal. I think sometimes you get stuff right by accident.
tom 16-Apr-2007 NEVADA BQ Clu0 Zom90 Lib10 You are a PURE Zombie (Look in mirror, see froth in mouth). There is no hope for you. Hurry and find a wood chipper, then toss yourself in. It is the only way to keep from infecting others. You are not a liberal. Nice try though.
Cackadoodledoo 14-Mar-2007 INDIANA BQ Clu25 Zom20 Lib60 Not too bright are you I think you might be trying to find a job as a fast food cook. You were exposed to Zombies. It seems like they bit you and it could get worse. You could become a liberal, it is going to take a lot of work. You might try giving some money to a person on a street corner begging for food.
mmeee 14-Apr-2008 MAINE BQ Clu12.5 Zom10 Lib80 You a little clueless. Not much worse than most. You might be a fast food cook. You might have been exposed to Zombies. If they bit you, it could get worse. You have liberal tendencies. I think you just need a bit more work. Try giving money to Green Piece read The Nation magazine.
Newton Valence 13-Jul-2008 OREGON BQ Clu25 Zom0 Lib80 Not too bright are you I think you might be trying to find a job as a fast food cook. You have liberal tendencies. I think you just need a bit more work. Try giving money to Green Piece read The Nation magazine.
william 05-Aug-2008 CALIFORNIA BQ Clu12.5 Zom30 Lib60 You a little clueless. Not much worse than most. You might be a fast food cook. I think you might be coming down with a case of Zombitus. Listen to Air America before it is too late. You could become a liberal, it is going to take a lot of work. You might try giving some money to a person on a street corner begging for food.

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