A. The media ...

1. Is full of music. I love music and listen to it instead of trying to think. I like pretty pictures too.
2. Is completely left wing. I try to switch channels as fast as I can past the Communist News Network (CNN).
3. Should be censored by the American Enterprise Institute.
4. None of the above.

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B. The people who attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11 ...   

1. Included Osama Bin Ladin and followers based in Afghanistan, but had nothing to do with Saddam Hussein.
2. Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Ladin as noted by the Weekly Standard, a centrist magazine.
3. Where's the world trade center?
4. Were actually the Jews.

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C. The Patriot Act and Patriot Act II are...

1. Funny shows performed at the San Diego Zoo with Parrots.
2. Are anything but patriotic.
3. Are very good. Now stop talking about it or I'll have you arrested.
4. Missiles that could be used from outer space.

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D. The Iraq war ended...

1. May 1, 2003.
2. Has not ended yet.
3. Are we at war with Iraq?
4. None of the above.

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E. George W. Bush's military career was on the fast track...

1. Because he was an intellect and had a brilliant military mind, a lot like George Patton.
2. Because of daddy Bush.
3. George Bush was in the military?
4. In spite of the leftist commies who tried to ruin him, like Dan Rather and CBS.

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F. The United States attacked Iraq to...

1. Disarm the country of weapons before they could attack us and liberate the people.
2. To prevent large oil contracts from being executed between Iraq and several European countries, effectively cutting off huge profits for oil companies in the United States. Eventually, production sharing agreements will provide the greatest profit in the history of the world to oil company executives.
3. Kick out Saddam, a man who sneered at George W. Bush's daddy.
4. Spread democracy in the Middle East.

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G. The ecology under George W. Bush is...

1. Much better.
2. So disastrous it takes ones breath away. Since 2001, Bush has slashed billions upon billions in environmental budgets and has assigned oil and gas company cronies to head up environmental agencies. The question is: Will the earth be destroyed by war or pollution? Either way, we can give Bush credit for destroying our world.
3. Favorable to exterminating the cockroaches, as well as all other living species.
4. I lost my job and I'm living under a bridge now, so I can't get the news.

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H. The best way to generate a vibrant economy is to...

1. Send high paying jobs that require a college degree oversees.
2. Work at Wall-Mart or McDonalds.
3. Give tax breaks to the most wealthy Americans so they will buy more and in turn let the poor Americans get money
4. None of the above.

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I. When it comes to sex...

1. The government should control every aspect, especially activities pertaining to those things down there.
2. It's none of the government's damn business.
3. Sex is between a man/woman and other entity.
4. I don't care.

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J. The 2006 elections were won by Democrats because...

1. Liberal geeks figured out how to steel back those votes. BASTARDS, beating us at our own game! Drat!
2. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool
   all of the people all of the time. Lincoln.
3. Who knows, who really knows. There are, after all, knowns and there are unknowns. And there are known unknowns,
   things that we know we really don't know. Therefore I don't know what known this is.
4. I don't vote.

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