How to Review Your Score...
Basically, all people fall into one of 3 categories:
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Clueless -- i.e. you have no idea about the world or
what the hell is going on. We at Bushzombie are not necessarily
saying it is your fault. It might be the fault of a bad school or
retardation -- or possibly both. It's hard to say. What we ARE saying is that you're just an idiot and that's a fact. Nothing personal.
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Liberal -- It is possible you're a liberal. This is becoming
more likely as the conservatives muck up their dead philosophy. Der
feurer Hannity and Rush Dimbulb would have you believe liberalism or being
progressive is something bad. Here's a couple of lines from
Websters... (Sound kind of American to me -- but then again, I'm not
a Fascist).
1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2.(often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party
advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3.of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
4.favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom
possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection
of civil liberties.
If you're a liberal, then make sure to get off your butt and take the
country back. Otherwise, you will eventually fall into the Clueless category
and eventually, off the ovens with you.
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Zombie -- i.e. BushZombie. It is possible you have fallen into
the trap of becoming a Zombie. This means that everything you see is blemished
by "Rose Colored Glasses", which in your case would be "Blood Colored Glasses."
If you like death and mayhem, coupled with stealing and watching America burn to
ashes while you and your friends laugh, you're either a psychopath or a
BushZombie. Yes many studies conclude that you're both.
Don't take a chance. Look for the signs. They include:
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An uncontrollable urge to steal from homeless people.
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Cannibalistic tendencies, usually starting with the urge to
eat your fingers.
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Super gluing your head to the TV while watching Fox News.
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Telling Clinton Jokes 24/7.
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Not feeling satisfied until every last dime of the National
Treasury is in the hands of one man,
Dick Cheney.
You can look at your BQ (Bush Quotient), to get an idea of how
you did. If your ZOM is too high, toss yourself into a vat of acid while you
still can.
There are other signs too. Your best bet is to take the Zombie
Test and follow the instructions.
Good luck. And if you need a doctor and live in the US, go to Canada. It costs too
much to go the the doctor in the United States.
TAKE THE TEST!
NOTE: Some people have asked why there isn't a
conservative category. Well, the problem is there are no longer any
conservatives. You might say, "Oh, not true!" But alas, it IS true. All the real
conservatives have had to join the Democrats. It's sad, but true. If you're a
conservative, then you're probably well on your way to something vile and
underhanded. Being a conservative now days is a disease. Try to deal with it. I
know it's hard, but too bad. It's been hard dealing with 12 years of jackasses
and thieves. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and then toss yourself over a
bridge. It's best for everyone.
Great Zombies in History!
The 3rd Reich
Very Zombie-Like! They Follow Zombie Orders..
Jim Jones University
Now THERE'S some Zombie Kool-Aid for ya!
Marshal Applewhite
Well, his followers were Zombies... He was one too (see the
eyes)?
He talked his followers into suicide while wearing white tennis shoes.
He promised them a spaceship ride.
Falwell
A head zombie.
Pat Robertson
Actually, he is a zombie boss.
His followers, however, are real zombies.
Robertson supported Liberian President
Charles Taylor, who chopped the arms off children to set
examples for other children. Typical zombie move.
Notice the head on the table, left. A sure sign of zombies.
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